Merry Christmas!!!!

Just a reminder, The Maybe We're Dangerous album makes a great stocking stuffer! So does Chris. Not so much the rest of the band. Chuck's guitar usaully causes whales to shed tears of joy and your enemies to spontaneously combust, and nobody wants whale tears in their fire or burnt ash out of their fire. Ricardo comes with a gaggle of horny teenage girls and gay men and, while gay men can be fun and useful, nobody wants teenage girls in their house. Jake is a mixed bag: cute, cuddly, herpes. Ok, Jake doesn't have herpes, nor any other venereal diseases. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!