Great show, great Art Crawl and then there was Bowling

There are only two things we like more than bowling, Puppies and the other one is illegal. Bowling is great because it's physical exercise, all be it one sided. It reminds me of that M Night Shamylan (I tried to spell correctly, but rather than find the correct spelling I write the apology) movie about the girl in the swimming pool. There's this guy that only lifts weights with one arm. Do bowlers masturbate with their bowling hand? Another great thing about bowling is getting to stare at your date's ass. So if you don't come for the rock, or for Ricardo's birthday, then come for the chance to "accidentally" glaze at some tail.

New shows and experimentation in linking technologies

First the new shows:
Station 4 on May 19th and Memory Lanes on June 3rd
We're trying a new booking agent for the May 19th show that sells tickets online and there is a deal if you buy in the next 3-4 days:
http://www.aftonshows.com/maybeweredangerous
PROMO CODE: MAYBE002
Ticket are $6 with the code and $9 without. If you like this, we'll start doing more shows like this.

Also, I think I've managed to link every medium we use with every other medium. So if I say Jake watches Steel Magnolias every years (and cries like girl each time) on our website, you can read it on Facebook. If I blog about how all of us have, at one time or another, fantasized about Chris' Mom, you can see it on ReverbNation. If I Tweet that it is Ricardo's voice, not Chuck's guitar, that impregnates woman and leaves the undead in ashes...you can pretty much only hear that on Twitter. Sharing that much idiocy would get annoying. Anyway, see you all on the 22nd and have fun with the links!

MWD

Justin Long becomes MWD's biggest fan and quickly drops us after we can only name one of his movies...

So we're sitting in the zombie bar up in NorthEast, Donny Dirks, after a ball sweating practice when in walks Justin Long, the non-American Pie guy on the show Mad Love, and a bevy of nerdy beauties. Chuck immediately turned into a giddy school girl and wanted his picture taken with the star. I had to hold his hand and walk him over to the comic genius. Justin was cool, like "The Fonz" cool, sitting in a zombie bar, watching Grindhouse and drinking Chartreuse and a Surly. Some small talk, the picture happens and Justin finds out were in a band and is like "you guys are awesome, can I come see your show?" and I'm like "Yeah! You're awesome too. I loved you in Drag Me Too Hell..." First, I don't know why Justin Long and myself turned into valley girls for that conversation. Second, telling JLong you love Drag Me To Hell is like telling Ron Jeremy you love the Surreal Life. After that faux pas, Justin had to "leave town" and couldn't come to the show. Third, never call a celebrity a knickname you created 5 minute before, even if you think it's a perverse compliment to his manhood and weren't at all thinking about Jennifer Lopez.
Thanks Justin for being cool and giving us a cool story. Don't worry Mad Love Dude and Nerdy Hotties. We later IMDBed you, finding out you are Tyler Labine and realizing we also enjoyed your body of work. Ladies, We enjoyed looking at you....

-Ricardo of MWD

new twitter fans

So I've said Twitter is lame in the past. However, after watching it's effect on the regime change going on, MWD has begun to change it's opinion. Remember, we are artists and fickle as hell. We also are Tim Andrew's favorite band (Amused to Death sucks!) and can shot lightning bolts out of are asses. Anyway...we have 3 new followers on Twitter so rock on.

Remember the April 22nd show and support local music and local revolution through Twitter

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April 22nd show

Yes we're playing...yes, we're sexy...yes, we'll have pants on.
Big V's in Saint Paul, doors open at 8.
Be warned:
We worked extra hard to create the most in your face, punch you in the balls (or vag), leave you like a used condom (AKA Rocked!!) Set list ever!!!!!! After playing this set, our ballsweat will burn holes in the stage and you will sniff the sweet stench of Rock.

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Show on February 25th!!!!

I'd love to say some thing funny or clever, but...
There's nothing funny about a show rocking your ass so hard you walk bow-legged for a week. There's also nothing funny clowns.

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No News is Good News

I think this is a terrible expression! I mean, really...the only time people ever say that is when you're desperately awaiting news and it just pisses you off. What does it even mean? If you're waiting for possible bad news that statement just prolongs the waiting, making you think even harder about the news. Other annoying things people have said to us recently:
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
Let sleeping dogs lie (or is it babies)
The man who goes to sleep with an inchy butt wakes up with smelly fingers (annoying, butt true)
Maybe we're Saints...Maybe We're Dangerous

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