Great show, great Art Crawl and then there was Bowling

There are only two things we like more than bowling, Puppies and the other one is illegal. Bowling is great because it's physical exercise, all be it one sided. It reminds me of that M Night Shamylan (I tried to spell correctly, but rather than find the correct spelling I write the apology) movie about the girl in the swimming pool. There's this guy that only lifts weights with one arm. Do bowlers masturbate with their bowling hand? Another great thing about bowling is getting to stare at your date's ass. So if you don't come for the rock, or for Ricardo's birthday, then come for the chance to "accidentally" glaze at some tail.